Jessica Gross

The Police

In musings, people watching on November 7, 2008 at 1:42 pm

Not these guys! Ha ha!

Last night I was waiting for the bus at 14th and 1st, and noticed a line of at least 10 police cars sitting on 1st Avenue. What were they doing there? At first I was nonchalant. After five minutes of pondering I had to figure out what they were up to.

I sidled up to a police car with its window cracked open. I was about to ask, “What are you guys doing here?” but, at the last minute, decided that sounded threatening, and these people had guns. “Do the police always hang out here?” (Smooth.)

“No, we’re not hanging out,” said the policewoman in the passenger seat.

Hmm. “Are you…on a call?” I tried.


As punishment, all 10 police cars lit their blindy lights, damaging my retinas. Then they left.

Mystery unsolved. Any clues? Comment.

  1. Comment? Cops are assholes.

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