Jessica Gross

Dog Crap

In people watching on September 17, 2008 at 6:26 pm

This morning I saw a woman picking up a piece of squishy, hot dog crap with a grocery store bag. I see this at least once a day. But today, for the first time, I had a revelation:

That is revolting.

Why are New Yorkers not horrified to touch just-excreted feces with only a thin piece of plastic between the shit and their manicured fingers? One-centimeter bug: shriek! Hair in a restaurant’s entree: shriek! Fetid brown smears on your hand: eh. Dogs are family.

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  1. HAHAHA this is hilarious. and also disgusting.

  2. That’s quite a picture….Happy Birthday!

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