Mother: Open your mouth!
Five-year-old kid (shaking head): Mm-mm!
Mother: I said, open your mouth!
Kid: Mm-mm!
Mother: I know you swallowed that gum.
No response.
Mother: I’m not playing! I’m gonna slap you!
Kid opens his mouth. There is no gum.
Mother: You swallowed that cum! — I mean, gum!
Kid: I love you, Mommy.
Mother: I love you, too. Here — have another piece of gum. And don’t swallow it. You hear me?
Ugh. And why would she give the kid another piece of gum? She should tell the kid that whole myth about how the gum stays in your stomach for seven years.
aaaaahahaha!